Thursday, July 29, 2010

Withdrawn

Sixty one… I should be sitting in front of
Buddy T.V., catching sports, what’s on Fox?
go fishing with my buddies three times each
summer….no women or children…crassness
the joke of the day….as if we were still human.

No…too busy looking at the plants outside…
Bougainvillea, papaya, lime tree, and the forgotten
conclusion of all of it…..the reality of seem.
I like the truth….it’s an acquired taste as anyone
knows…

Was it Diogenes who was looking for an honest man?
Wouldn’t an honest man adhere to the truth?

Monday, July 26, 2010

Buddhist Comedian...(For Keith Dowman)

It's impossible to have a Buddhist comedian, I think, because all the
jokes end with: "and then, nothing..." They're a sorry lot, sitting
backstage in the greenroom, gnawing their knuckes...just knowing that
they're going to bomb out there....but they CARE so much,
just wanting to bring a little laughter...a little joy...but their
jokes are all about the truth, so, the audience has to have, like, an
acquired taste? but it doesn't so they bomb...

of course, George Carlin was like a Buddhist comedian.....

Sunday, July 25, 2010

God Walks Into A Bar...

Tall….long white beard…in a white, straight muumuu,
looking pissed-off-Holy-Father…”Where the fuck is Jesus!?”
Well, this has blown all the patron’s minds so bad that they’ll
never be the same….in a good way…meanwhile, Joe, Christ’s
brother, the plumber….a few pints in…says: “Hey, Dad, what’s
shak’in? Jesus? Yeah, he was in here for a while…he had a couple
of beers…performed a miracle for a drink…you know how he is…
but he left so’s he could get ready for crucifixion…hey…sit down..
knock off the steam coming out of your ears…have a beer…that’s
better…relax, Dad…you’re all knowing and all seeing….no need to
get into a tizzy just because your only begotten Son is about ta be
nailed to a cross to save humanity just because a couple of ancient
ancestors got it wrong…hey…I’ll be glad when that trailer you
promised me comes through…I thought…even though I’m not as
good as Christ, you’d show a little more for your “second” begotten
son….even though we both know it wasn’t a “Virgin” birth….C’mon,
Dad…you’re All Knowing….have a sense of humor.”

God got up….walked out of he bar….suddenly…just because God
thought of it,,,for what some beings experienced as eternity, some for
a few seconds….nothing existed….then….came back…

God, a little drunk….still a bit pissed off…thought to Itself: “Fuck
them Pilgrims….making up stories about Me….I’ll show them
Nothing where the sun don’t shine….”

God, a little pleased with Itself, strode back into the bar and immediately
made the patrons relax and forget the past episode….walked over to Joe
and said: “You got the trailer…how’s about I give you Hawaii to go
around it?” Joe replied: “Dad, I know you’re drunk….just the trailer
and a spot of land….welfare…and a good bar close by…”

It was done. Thus Marlon Brando was born.

Thursday, July 22, 2010

Awkward Age

Sixty one
too old to be young
too young to be dead.

Work

I don’t work…work is hard…I did hard work
for thirty years…now I sit on my couch…
look out the windows….just look….it’s not work…
.neither is writing or I’m sure I
wouldn’t do it…”let be be reality of seem.”
Wallace Stevens…is seems to be now,
more than it ever has been before…. it’s hard to
convey experience in words…movies
are better….but no one else can know what you’re
seeing and feeling right now….which
is itself a movie…an illusion….a representation of
relative facts that have no substance…
are transitory….seem to make sense only in terms
of each other…in terms of the relationships…..

I try to play as much as I can….be silly….tell jokes….
I can’t see any greater purpose in life than to laugh….
it’s where the stars are born in your mind’s universe…
it defies entropy…it proves eternity and that we are in it…
it makes you live longer….it’s saved many lives….

If you love what you do, I don't consider that work.
Work has saved no one’s life….it’s merely prolonged
the lack of it, or, the search for it.

Sunday, July 18, 2010

Start Your Razors

Razor, roses, Rachmaninoff…
nobody gets enough, ‘cept
those what knows enough’s
enough.

Roses, love on a razor’s edge,
everywhere, a Field of Penises,
Rachmaninoff never had a chance.

Rachmaninoff, the old tell, love’s
razor…with a name like that,
who needs roses?

Razor, the drop of rose blood
on Rachmaninoff’s manuscript…
someone’s going to pay for this.

How Will I Die?

In a dentist chair?
After Chinese food?
Petting a dog?
Eating Mexican food?
On a swing?
Falling off a roof?
Accidentally shot
by a six year old?
Choking on a hotdog
at a football game
in last minute moment
of miraculous
touchdown?

No...I'll be dancing.

Thursday, July 15, 2010

I'll Keep My Mind Peeled

It’s the drugs talking

This is your mind talking on drugs.

This is your mind talking like white
noise every moment of your life
which is why you leave the T.V. on
although no one’s watching it.

This is your mind grabbing onto an
idea like a piece of raw meat…carried
away…like a balloon with no boy in it.

Monday, July 12, 2010

Continuously Morphing List Of Quotes

"It's no wonder truth is stranger than fiction....fiction has to make sense." Mark Twain""It's no wonder truth TTTTTTis stranger "liLolley go this way?"  Do d..DOO DAhan fiction....fiction has to make sense." Mark TwainIt's swonder truth is stranger than fiction....fiction has to make "sense." Mark Twain
"The greatest addiction in the USA today is lying."  Eggtooth

"No Left Turn Unstoned"  The Greatful Dead....

"You can't take credit for something that's already there." Dowman/Eggtooth

"The world has gone from "progress" to "sustainability" to "survival" in 50 years." Robolama

"It's easier to corrupt the intelligent than it is to educate the ignorant," Eggtooth

" Train your mind....or the world will do it for you." White Fang Lama

" The present has never looked the future in the eye more than it is now." Eggtooth

" There are no games without holes in them." Keith Dowman

"As a cop, I've seen things that would make you crap a book on how to puke" Sarah Silverman Show

"It's nice to have the power of a dictator and not use it." Warren Buffet

"The future is already here, it's just not evenly distributed." William Gibson

"I never could draw a straight line....I could deliver one, but that's because
I knew the whole play was crooked," Eggtooth

"Everybody talks about nothing, but nobody does anything about it."

"Progress...who believes that anymore? The word has almost gone out of usage.... now all they got is "sustainable"....not that anyone really believes in that either...you can just see the logic melting in front of you, as the rats try to leave the sinking ship by putting more holes in it." Thornvold Arnquist

"I channel a yuppie soccer mom from Orange County… I don’t call it channeling, actually; I call it re-cycling… I have a hillbilly that speaks through me….I call that turning in the beer bottles for the deposit…" C.G.

"Darwinism stresses conflict and competition; that doesn't square with the evidence. A lot of organisms that survive are in no sense superior to those that have gone extinct. It's not a question of "better than"; it's simply a matter of finding a place where you can be yourself. That's what evolution is about." Brian Goodwin

"Staging one's own disaster like a madman drinking poison-- thus the bardo of this life is manifest." Tsel Natsok Rangdrol

"It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society." J. Krishnamurti

"Chaos is the compassionate response to an order
imposed by madmen." Panteleone

(in the USA) "The German calamity of years ago repeats itself:
People acquiesce without resistance and align themselves
with the forces of evil." Albert Einstein 1954

"Ego is the itch you cannot scratch." Panteleone

"To try to be happy is to try to build a machine with no other specification than that it shall run noiselessly." Robert Oppenheimer

"How can it not know what it is?" Deckert ...Bladerunner

"Change ain't lookin' for friends....change calls the tune we dance to" Swearinger

"You know what the word for euthanasia is now? It's euphemism." Panteleone

"Belief in the self is the only disease worth curing." Panteleone

"'Meaning' is rational mind's fear that it doesn't exist." Panteleone

" The mustaches of male Mexican molly fish were found to attract females. “Males will touch the females’ genital region with their mouth prior to mating,” explained Ingo Schlupp, a mustachioed ichthyologist". Harpers

""500,000 halos outshined the mud and history/ We washed and drank in God’s tears of joy/ And for once, and for everyone, the truth was not still a mystery." Jimi Hendrix

"Ego is a side effect of consciousness." Panteleone

"If your children knew how lame you really are, they'd murder you in your sleep." Frank Zappa, Whiskey-A-Go-Go, Circa,
late 1960's

Bhikkhu Bodhi, an American Buddhist monk, wrote:

“By assigning value and spiritual ideals to private subjectivity, the materialistic world view, threatens to undermine any secure objective foundation for morality. The result is the widespread moral degeneration that we witness today. To counter this tendency, mere moral exhortation is insufficient. If morality is to function as an efficient guide to conduct, it cannot be propounded as a self-justifying scheme but must be embedded in a more comprehensive spiritual system which grounds morality in a transpersonal order. Religion must affirm, in the clearest terms, that morality and ethical values are not mere decorative frills of personal opinion, not subjective superstructure, but intrinsic laws of the cosmos built into the heart of reality.[15]


"Mine the truth"
Eggtooth

"The earth is my witness." Buddha
"The phenomenal world is my mouthpiece." Nyshar

'Tell the truth and run."
George Seldes

"Nothing is true; everything is permitted." Hassan I Sabbah

"Who is wise?
He that learns from everyone.
Who is powerful?
He that governs his passions.
Who is rich?
He that is content.
Who is that?
Nobody. "

~ Benjamin Franklin ~


"To be human
is to become visible
while carrying
what is hidden
as a gift to others." David Whyte


"Walking on water wasn't built in a day" Jack Kerouac


"As far as democratic representation, any form of government
we’d agree is healthy, would include an unobstructed representation
of its citizens; even within an absolute monarchy or dictatorship.
Or we could say regardless whether dictatorship, monarchy,
communism or democracy if the ruling class has no interest or
involvement in what their citizens are going through,
then no genuine leadership is even possible." J.E.


“Is everything an illusion?”
“If it wasn’t, we wouldn’t be here now.” Anon.

"All poems are chocolate....some are bitter sweet"  Eggtooth

"The sound of one's voice is.....everybody likes to hear it, and,
seeing you....it is very characteristic that you are quite evident of that fact."

source unknown

the brain that's trained
shows mainly in the vain.   Anon.

The Discontinuity Of The Continuity

Life is eternal.
It just manifests in various temporary
forms within that eternity. 

Koan #9

“What is the answer if
there is no question?”

“If there is no question,
everything is the answer.”

Friday, July 9, 2010

"I hope I know you more somehow" for S.V.

I hope I know you more somehow…
if not, I know you now
as you pass in front of me in the street
as you lie bleeding at the side of the road
as you are born doctors wiping your face
as I touch the dead astrologer’s face
so many more analogies lost in time
so as the lost art we can’t recover
art and love continue and
leave the shells behind.

Wednesday, July 7, 2010

"Grinding your life to dust"

Grinding your life to dust
like bones from a funeral pyre.

Like everything else you do
almost perfect, 99 per cent.

The pain of conditioned existence,
that only Buddhists feel...

Is it today again?
Am I here?
Who’s keeping track…
when and why?

The truth is lost in
a house of mirrors.

The more you think you
know, the more lost you are.

Another night in an empty room,
“as if I were not my own…
forgotten...even by me.”

We’ll all go that way, like it
or not, at least at death.

Saturday, July 3, 2010

Why Do I Bother?

Yes, I feel like I’m on a soapbox
ranting to cyberspace,,,but drunks,
maniacs and those that actually see
what’s going on have a tendency to
rant…you’re choice as to my pigeonhole…
“Oh yeah, that guy was right 50 years
ago….he was ahead of his time.”…
which is great when you have a lot of time….
we don’t, fellow mammals…. if we don’t
stop this runaway train, we might as well
throw ourselves under it, for all the good
our lives are doing us….because, much
to your dismay, “it’s” not about how many
cars you have in your garage, or even your
hope to live in an underground city when
things get really bad…not at all….”it’s”
about remaining human in spirit…which
you see is getting harder to do…50 years?
people will be eating each other, and there
will be no one around that knows any better.

"KRAKOW, Poland — Intolerant governments across the globe are "slowly crushing" activist and advocacy groups that play an essential role in the development of democracy, U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton said Saturday.
She cited a broad range of countries where "the walls are closing in" on civic organizations such as unions, religious groups, rights advocates and other nongovernmental organizations that press for social change and shine a light on governments' shortcomings."

Oh, crap, she forgot the USA.

P.S. she also said:

"Democracies don't fear their own people. They recognize that
citizens must be free to come together, to advocate and agitate."

How's that for a brazen lie?

(See: www.rense.com "Hillary's latest lies")


"As far as democratic representation, any form of government
we’d agree is healthy, would include an unobstructed representation
of its citizens; even within an absolute monarchy or dictatorship.
Or we could say regardless whether dictatorship, monarchy,
communism or democracy if the ruling class has no interest or
involvement in what their citizens are going through,
then no genuine leadership is even possible." J.E.