Numb Nuts Norbu was a Buddhist Master…
or, was he? None of his students got
enlightened…many of them became ass-
holes. He got a show on a cable channel,
called it “The Norbu Nour” because he
thought it sounded clever. If you asked him
who his teachers were, he’d point behind
you, say “What’s that?” and run the other
way. It was a miracle he had any students.
None of them was pleasant company.
Norbu liked to keep trim around the ego, so
he had no organization…except he did. By
denying organization, he attracted more
students that thought that was hip.
“Eschew all doctrines except the doctrine of
eschewing all doctrines.” was one of his
famous, minute long obfuscations.
He died in an auto accident. He couldn’t call
for help because the battery on his cell phone
had run low.