Nothing Doing

When nothing's doing, nothing

has to be done.

When nothing's doing, you can

bet something's going on.

Where do you think all this came

from anyway?

It had to be nothing in the first place. 

or, why bother the big bang?

"Don't bother me, I'll big bang later,

I'm busy doing nothing."

It had to be a smart alec nothing,

an intelligence without form that

started this whole misunderstanding

in the first place.

That nothing wants you to try to 

give it a name, a definition, some

solid sense of something, because

the only reason for all this is so that

it can have a good laugh.

Why do you think humans, the 

"higher intelligence",

have a sense of humor anyway?

Because someone had to get the joke.