Anti-Gravity

Sense of humor is anti-gravity.

It's gravitas that brings us down.

If you laugh, you live longer, it's true.

We know many that don't have much 

to laugh about, but gallows humor

happens in grave situations and 

lightens the load of the inevitable.

I am against all the forces of gravity:

the force that makes my skin sag,

Nixonian heaviness,

life as a serious circumstance.

I will march with helium balloons!

I will go fly a kite!

I will shoot myself into space just

to be there!

Anti-slave work ethic!

Anti-emergency room P.C. children!

Anti-heavyweight repressive government!

Anti-propaganda and brainwashing!

Anti-robotic anti-human!

I think you see a pattern.

Anti-lack of luster and joyful celebration

to soar above oppressive lower realms!