Politically Correct

Let's straightjacket speech

so we have to walk on eggs

about the words we use.

Let's never offend anyone

in any way, because doing so

violates their rights to be idiots.

No dodge ball anymore in school,

because putting someone in the

center makes them feel picked on.

No competition anymore, because

people will feel hurt if you call them

a loser.

No more performance evaluations

because it would mean calling

them incompetent.

No more malpractice suits for 

doctors, because we all trust

doctors never make mistakes.

No more parent teacher meetings,

because we know every child is 

special.

No more absolving of sinners,

because who has a right to cast

the first stone?

No more karma, because no one

deserves anything bad. No more

prisons, because criminals are

basically misunderstood.

Fuck the PC niggas. (Even Chris

Rock said there was a difference

between "black people" and that

dirty word.) Fuck the youth that 

subscribe to free-less speech. 

They can all frog walk themselves

into the ocean. They all need a good

ass-kicking talking to.