American Heroes
Two American heroes, Jenner and
Lance Armstrong, both Wheaties box
cover level athletes, are in life
crisis mode. I have a solution that
will save their reputations and salvage
their careers.
Here's the story. Jenner and Lance
meet and fall in love, or, pretend to.
Lance has his other ball removed and
becomes a tranny...they are married,
adopt more children than Brad and
Angela, and are triumphant as a couple
on the new Wheaties product cerial box:
"Wheaties for girls...They're sugar coated!"
posted by John Tischer @ 7:20 AM
5 Comments
5 Comments:
For those of you who consider this post "sexist", I would ask you to consider Jenner's motivations for his actions. Should he be judged
for wanting to change his sex, which one assumes is a completely personal decision? If he wasn't a public figure, I would say, no, he shouldn't be....but if he's an egotist trying to claw his way back to recognition, I would say "yes". I'm sixty six,
and I have my sexuality...what's left of it, pretty much figured out. If he wasn't making a lot of money out of this, why do it now? He suddenly "woke up " one morning to the fact he was a woman? Does it even ever happen that way? He's just selling sex, if that's what you want to call it, in a different way. And I
throw Lance in there because he's equally a looser and liar and cheat.
.....but if it so happened that my suggestion occurred, I bet
anything the American public would embrace it.
...and the rest of the world would just laugh at America harder.
....I mean, the ones we aren't currently bombing the shit out of.
....and the kids they adopt have to be the worst....Ted Bundy Jr.sand such....we're talking super Reality Show!! Catelyn and
Lancette take on the rest of the freaks!! (was that too far?)
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