Clown Intervention Cadre

C.I.C. is an underground movement

of clowns (they have lots of shovels)

whose intent is to dismantle the

culture of their arch foil, the "Grey

Suits", perpetrators of a very unfunny

and, sort of, death oriented society

we called the United States when we

used to like it.

It is a secret society, for now, and the

only way one can connect with it is 

through this website....(is that a tell?)

Clowns, and other clumsy wannnabes

are gathering at secluded very funny 

sites throughout the continent and in 

Tobago (not sure why Tobago....sounds

funny, I guess) in training for "C Day"

(Clown Day...Duuuh!) when a massive 

invasion of major urban areas by hordes

(that's a lot) of clowns will antic their way

through the masses (that's also a lot) of

citizens during their normal lives. But their

lives won't be normal after that. The silly

trauma of that event will scar their funny 

bones forever, and they will live the rest

of their lives holding back a giggle that

such a profane miracle might happen

once again....(too soon?)