Top Ten Questions You Never Want To Have To Answer If You’re Married

10   “Isn’t this the best sex you ever had?”

9     “What would you do if I died?”

8     “Are you almost done?”

7     “Where’s my bracelet?”

6     “Are you happy?”

5     “Do you know where the children are?”

4     “What do you think of Daddy?”

3     “What do you think about seperate vacations?”

2     “Is it OK if my brother moves in?”

1.    “Isn’t this the best sex you ever had?”