Zen Moment

I saw a sign when I
was driving over a bridge
that read
"Slippery When Slippery".

I had to pull over for a while and get out of the car. 
Suddenly, a white GTO screeches to a stop...a red neck 
jumps out...he's wearing NASCAR clothes...he runs over 
to me, slaps me in the face, and, just as quickly, jumps back

into his car and is gone. 
That's when I realized the world is my teacher.

Three Stooges Zen