Announcement

This is to announce the formation of an

organization to quell manspreading.

Manspreading is a psychological 

condition where big, fat male slobs

ignore the society around them and

take up too much space, "spreading"

themselves unconsciously,  both
physically and psychologically,
thus infringing on the space of others

The Society for the Prevention of

Manspreading has been established.

The cause of manspreading has been

determined as what is now being called

“male pattern stupidity”. Containment

teams are being formed, primarily in

urban areas where manspreading has

reached epidemic proportions due to

the overconsumption of fast food.

Help Stop The Spread Of Manspreading!

Support The Containment Team!