Busty McFlagstaff

Busty McFlagstaff had unfortunate parentage.

They were trailer park elite…they expected

Busty to carry on in their tradition.

Busty’s first name was actually Nancy, but 

when she turned thirteen, everyone started

calling her Busty.

She became a stripper that went under the

moniker of Nancy Smithhh.

She thought the extra h’s at the end gave

the name class.

It was good to have a few aliases when you

hung with the crowd she did.

She was very successful and opened her own

trailer park after saving her tips for ten years.

Her parents were very proud.

It was a friendly place, everyone knew everyone.

Nancy thought of robbing a bank, but she

hesitated when she thought of the wanted poster:

“Busty McFarland: Most Wanted Woman “

which didn’t sound bad when read literally, but

she knew it wouldn’t be hard to find her since she

had a tendency to stick out. 

The bullet bras she wore didn’t help.

Busty’s parents moved into her trailer park in their

dotage so Busty could look after them. All the people 

in the trailer park looked after them too.

There were a couple of drug dealers in the park that

everyone knew, and were stand up guys.

Having them there was a deterrent for other dealers

moving in.

The drug dealers came to occasional park resident

gatherings and were clean, well dressed and generous.

The cops patrolled the outskirts of the park at night…

they also had cliches they lived by.

In five years, only once did the cops come to her

trailer/office. 

They were looking for a run away boy, ten years old.

He happened to be sitting at Busty’s table, sipping a coke.

That worked out swell for everyone, and the cops gave

Busty an award.

After that, the cops called Busty before they came over.

Busty and her namesakes lived happily a while longer,

vanishing into the void leaving only an impression 

or two in the emptiness.