Hunchback Alchemist

Awash in the mists of time

buccaneer of space of mind

Cosmic Kamikaze Kachina

Conversationalarialist ballerina

Applause, if you like, 

no jazz hands…

there’s plenty more nothing

where this came from.

I’m just having fun with my mind

and maybe yours…

a dangerous thing…

objects in the mirror may be

more real than they appear.

A toast to all sentient beings,

in that we are all toast 

in the scheme of things!

So, put your big boy pants on

and man up, because ain’t no

snowflakes hereabouts…no time

for P.C. shenanigans. 

Just the straight skinny, the truth,

no chaser, whether you like it or not.

How’s about ‘dem apples?