God: The Father That Abandoned Us

Oh, sure, He was there for a while. We 

screwed up when Adam and Eve disobeyed

Him, and it's been downhill ever since. He

tried to teach discipline...gave the Ten 

Commandments, then spanked Sodom 

and Gomorra. Didn't work. He looked at 

Noah and thought to Himself: "This dude

and his family aren't too bad. Maybe we'll

start over with them"...and killed everyone 

else.

Now, His children are out of control. Like

Ted Bundy's parents; He'll always love us,

but, I don't think He'll be coming back.