Hitler: The P.C. Poster Boy

Hitler would have been the perfect Millennial:

militant rabble rouser with hatred towards 

a group he felt responsible for his own 

personal failure...so sure of his ideas that 

he'd kill others that didn't follow them. 

Just another group of extremists...the jihad

of the politically correct.

But Hitler was kind of a nice guy, aside from 

his beliefs, like so many Millenials...he was 

into astrology, he was a vegetarian...he 

liked dogs...he liked to shit in his mistress's

face...you know, like a regular guy from 

Portland.