Deus No Machina

"Sorry, God was late so He

couldn't perform your miracle 

in time. No refunds on prayers."

That ever happen to you?

Be sure that never happens again!

Atheism, agnosticism, no belief,

I don't care!  It's all good!

Never count on a stupid thought

to save you ever again!

Don't be a stiff! Look alive 

and be quick about it!

Your mind is the universe!

You don't need no stinking God!