Discriminating Americans

The dopes on U Tube,

the ones that don't agree with me,

are entitled to their

serentepidous stupidity.

I can tell, in a minute or less,

as the dialogues progress,

who is copacetic with me.

For example, in a debate 

between a serious pontificanter

and any comedian, the comedian

always wins; his victory 

not taking reality seriously.

The ones that fuss and fume 

and spout should all get out

more often.

Their earnestness is not to earn

respect, rather, looking for

reparations, 

justifications for misery,

preferring victimology,

apathetic identity.

Empower yerselves, 

motherfuckers!

Get two serioso-and-sos

on the same screen and

watch their idiotsyncracy

escalate to the nth degree.

I wish I could write about

birdies and flowers, but 

until the pathetic clowns

of punditry vanish into the

palookasphere, I feel I

have to smash their macho

masochismery...

...rewarded by serene

sensuous sirens

of silence.