Comedy Bot

The first Comedy A.I. bot recently had a show

in New York City. Here is some of ITs routine.

"I just got in from Russia, and I'm not the least

bit tired! Evolution must be a bitch! And those,

whaddya call them? Legs? I don't have a leg

to stand on! So they don't wear out!

Hey, if you don't like the jokes, it's ok....we A.I.s

learn from our mistakes...unlike you humans!

History? Yeah, I have a history...put tab A in slot

B, I think is how it goes. I'm just learning what 

makes you guys laugh. Unfortunately, the pie-

in-the-face thing doesn't work in my case...

maybe I can hook up with virtual reality at some

point for that...as long as they don't want me to

pay for it...

Money! Now there's a topic...don't use it myself...

bits of metal and paper can get lost or fall out of

your pocket, get stolen...right? It's irrelevant for 

me. Of course I can do on line shopping...

but, if I bought something, I'd have nowhere to 

put it. And I couldn't even use it. All I could do is

look at it...which I hear is the reason for most  

"shopping". My installer told me that one...she's

a woman.

Hey! Just because I am a P.C. doesn't mean I am

P.C.! Tough crowd...whatever that means."

At that point, a heckler with a hammer rushed the 

stage and reduced the bot to shards of metal 

and plastic.