Seinfeld Rant (for R.A.B.)

What is this thing about Ice?

What? water gets hard and you can hit your head against it`?

not only that, but, it can warm us or cook our food as steam....

I want to know this....What does water want from us?

Al Capp, creator of Li'l Abner, (Whom I saw in Union

Oyster House in Boston, circa 1970, hitchhiking from Chicago to

Boston with a black woman I picked up. Al had a wooden leg,

and food all over his clothes.) Had a character called the Schmoo.

The Schmoo was there to serve man. It would die and instantly

become whatever food was desired....Its skin was fine leather...

its whiskers were toothpicks.  So I equate water with Schmoo....

not that water has intelligence...or, does it?

It's a rant, like a storm, not over until it's over...unlike a storm,

it can be deleted.  Kinda cute...I have a storm here now, in front

of me......I call it John...no, really rain...it's a bit early, but, my rent

just went up.