The Perfect American Food Is Pizza

Pizza is the only food your mouth 

insists you eat.

Marijuana is being legalized 

in the USA because of pizza.

Thomas Paine said

“Give me pizza or give me death.”

You can’t understand if

you’re not American.

The rapture for most Americans

is opening the box of a large

pepperoni at kickoff.

It’s perfect because it’s hot, spicy,

sweet, crunchy, juicy, chewy,

like the heart of your enemy…

even the crust doesn’t stand
a chance.