Not Going Down Without A Laugh

I got a few of them already, and,

I am going down. How good is that?

My last words?

No more money!

Ah, the finish line!

Your turn to cry!

I did it!

I did all those bad things

you never could prove!

I was high the whole time!

I made up my whole resume!

I never was a brain surgeon!

I paid for merit badges in 

Boy Scouts!

I saw my mother naked in the

bathtub and thought…”God,

she’s really drunk.”