Sunday, March 27, 2016

Jesus Is Dead

"There was only one Christian, 
and they killed him."  Nietzsche.

Jesus was talking to a crowd:
"I don't know....I walk on water, heal 
the sick, raise the dead. All I ask is 
that you practise a little love and that too much to ask?
But, no all you want to hear about is
eternal life...what's that all about?"

A hand raises at the back of the crowd.
Impatiently, Jesus says: "What is it?"

The man stands and says, sheepishly,
"Can I have a car?"

Jesus looks down, shakes his head, 
and sighs. He looks up and says:

"I'm sorry...Only God can make a tree,
but, only Ford can make a car."


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