Jesus Is Dead

"There was only one Christian, 

and they killed him."  Nietzsche.

Jesus was talking to a crowd:

"I don't know....I walk on water, heal 

the sick, raise the dead. All I ask is 

that you practise a little love and

compassion...is that too much to ask?

But, no all you want to hear about is

eternal life...what's that all about?"

A hand raises at the back of the crowd.

Impatiently, Jesus says: "What is it?"

The man stands and says, sheepishly,

"Can I have a car?"

Jesus looks down, shakes his head, 

and sighs. He looks up and says:

"I'm sorry...Only God can make a tree,
but, only Ford can make a car."