Someone Asked Me About Dylan Thomas

You have to be brave….not to write…

but to experience life with such truth

that you’ll have something worth

writing about.

“Hi, My name is Clank……(Hi Clank)  

I’m from Greasewood ,  South Carolina….

you probably heard of that place because of the

sink hole….but it’s gotten a lot better….

we figure we’ll only loose six buildings this week

 to it, and the EPA and the Corps of Engineers

is working around the clock with us….

“So, thank the Feds and all …but I’m sure

you know that’s not why I’m here…..I’m

here because       I’m an alcoholic    and..and…

I LOVE IT! “

  (gasps from the audience…a heart attack…

EMTs…ambulances …Brad Pitt and Angela  

Jolie show up…she quickly swoons and is

borne away by fifteen of her children)