The Idiot's Solution

When I die I will go back to what 

I was before I was alive.

What’s the problem with that?

After all, that’s where I came from

in the first place….square one.

Where is square one?

Everywhere, all the time, of course.

How can there be a problem?

When you solve a problem,

where does it go?

Back to square one.

Is there anything besides square one?

Not when you’re at square one.

Dum dee dum dum….

doo dee doo dee doo.