Trump's Win

Most of the babies that are crying now

will soon forget there even was an 

election, their attention spans being 

what they are. Trump's win was 

rope-a-dope executed masterfully.

He kept himself in the public eye,

daring the pundits and the pols to hit

him, which they did with everything 

they had, but all the blows turned out

to be glancing, and didn't affect his

momentum. It did affect the Dems, 

who flailed wildly at the end, like 

George Foreman about to go down.

Trump sold himself like a product, 

keeping the eyes on himself and

driving his opponents crazy. Very

smart. The Dems thought people

weren't paying attention, but, it 

turns out, they were.