List Of Insults

General:

Maybe you should get

down on all fours and try to

make it as a dog.

To an intellectual:

Maybe you could work at a

carnival guessing people's I.Q..

To Hillary:

If you really want to impress people,

try telling the truth once in a while.

To the Donald:

Your hair isn't the only thing about

you lacking substance.

To Obama:

Once you stop being president you

can go back to being what you really 

are.

To Philosophers:

You think, therefore,

you ain't.

To scientists:

The only thing you've discovered is

how often you're wrong.

To the Theists:

Who cares how you got here...

get a job.

To Jihadists:

That's right...send yourselves 

somewhere else...the best use

of dynamite.

To the Catholic Church:

Two thousand years of vile behavior

in the name of Jesus can't be all bad.

To the Jews:

Did you find a country just so you

could be as self-righteous and criminal

as everyone else?

The Mid-East crisis:

Family feud...the end game.

To the Japanese:

You can't say you're the greatest country

anymore...just the most radioactive.