What Do I Have To Do To Get Your Attention?

Surely, (don't call me that) it wouldn't 

last long...I mean, my God; twitter, 

tweet, boop bop beep. Politically

correct? You have to understand 

what some one's actually saying, 

which has nuance, slang, flavor, 

idiom, without which language 

just devolves into Newspeak...

no thank you!  Body language!

Yes! That includes the finger!

That's the only way I can tell if

a driver is from New York City!

When they execute me, I'm not

going to say: "Well, that's not what

I would have done..." No, baby,

they get the finger! It's so much more

susphincter! Wake up, ya morons!

You're not "mentally challenged"!

Saying that makes you look stupid!

No wonder comedians won't play at

colleges! No fucking sense of humor!

Maybe that goes along with not 

getting a real education! George

Carlin said he never got sick because

he swam in a polluted river!

You don't "evolve" into something

that's not real! Take the plastic off!

Pick your nose in front of a crowd!

The ones that don't turn away are

your friends! Real people! There!

I've said too much!