It’s No Fun To Get Old Unless You’re Drunk

Time moves more quickly as you get old,

and, combine that with drinking and time

zips pretty quickly along…years are as 

long as months used to feel. I get up and

go to bed…seems to be about it. It’s

natural and organic, at least, and, I’ve

done my share to help the world.

Call it assisted suicide, if you like…

since none of us knows the moment

of our death, I’m just truncating life

a bit, so, that, hopefully, I won’t be broke,

dying of cancer in the street…seems

like a reasonable idea…assisted

retirement.