“My first orgasm came as a surprise….”

My first orgasm came as a surprise…

like when I graduated from college

and realized I wasn’t prepared for life…

like when I met my teacher, asked him if

there was an easier way, and, he just

smiled and shook his head….like when

I told my father he was dying…

like when mom put the brakes on

the Rambler and they didn’t work, and

we smashed into the back of a car…

like when I heard Kennedy was shot…

like when my wife told me she was

pregnant, but wasn’t sure who the 

father was…like when I accidentally

walked in on my father and his second

wife having sex…like when I realized

I had no more problems.