Entropy

drink every drink every drop 'til you drop

that's what I think or already thunk so clink, 'til

you clunk and, hold high the ancient tablets in

the moonlight even if, after all, they are only aspirin...

because it only gets sillier and more baseless

as time goes on, entropy, the only joke there is:

"My wife is so old that she has to use clothes pins

when she's wearing them just to keep them on."