"Life, Liberty and the pursuit of..."

The first two are OK.…

they debated the last one for a long time.

Pursuit of happiness?

How’s about an impossible task?

“Life, Liberty, and a good used car.”

“Life liberty and the pursuit of my neighbor’s wife.”

“Life, liberty, and a monopoly of oil.”

They needed three things,

(you always need three examples),

…and the best they could come up with

was a pie in the sky.

“Life, liberty, and the pursuit of liberation 

from suffering” might have been what a

Buddhist would have written.

The promise doesn’t match reality.

When you get on the wrong bus,

every stop is the wrong stop.