The Sign

Man's having a horrible time with 

his life; lost his job, wife and kids

moved in with his neighbor, dog

ran away, and he contracted 

shingles. He's at the end of his 

rope, falls to his knees in the

backyard where his children used

to play, and begins to pray:

"Oh, God, please show me a sign

that you will help me in my misery.

that, like Job, my faith is not in vain...

Oh, Lord, I need a miracle!"

Suddenly, The Lord appears in the 

skies in front of the man, a rainbow

arcs, heavenly music plays and flower

petals and perfume fill the air.

The Lord speaks: "So, how was that?

Feeling better now?"

"Not as much as you'd think."