Statements

I think, therefore, I am.

The worms are the spice.

Sentient beings are Buddha.

Work makes you free.

I am not a crook.

I did not have sex with that woman.

We’ve been attacked by al quaeda.

We’ve been attacked by North Vietnam.

We’ve been attacked by Japan.

We’ve been attacked by the Germans.

We’ve been attacked by the Spanish.

A chicken in every pot.

A Buick in every garage.

LSD in the water supply.

A syringe in every vein.

Stupidity in every classroom.

A soldier on every block.

Every action has an equal

and opposite reaction.

Karma is inevitable.

As you sew, you will reap.

An eye for an eye.

You can’t handle the truth.

It’s not my godamned planet,

Monkey Boy.