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I'm phoning it in.

Tiny letters 

beefy fingers 

miniscule mind...

Come in, Rangoon!

Throw me a rope!

Send me a message!

Let me know I'm still 

in the game!

I implore the internet!

I pray to the Quantum paradox!

I write tiny letters and 

hurl them into the void!

Show me a sign I'm not 

wasting my time!

Everything must go!