White Man

White Man is the new Superhero.

(This is satire, if I have to spell it out for you.

If I do, I know who you are.)

Let’s not beat around the bush anymore,

hedge our bets, hide the truth.

White Man has been the only Superhero for a long time.

Hitler had the idea, but he was wrong in that 

White Man never advertised himself.

All the Superheroes invented in comic strips

were euphemisms for White Man.

Sure, there was Bat Girl and Super Girl,

but only Wonder Woman had a good backstory.

Black Panther came along because someone

felt sorry about something.

White Man built Western Civilization after the

other races’ civilizations, empires had vanished.

That was before White Man’s time, which is now.

White Man flourished in the sciences, discovered 

evolution, built the Empire State building in a year,

built the World Trade Center. 

Another color blew it up.

(Actually, it was the Jews, so that’s a grey area.)

White Man put a man on the moon and is heading 

to Mars. He wrote most of Western literature, 

created most of it’s art…not blues or jazz, which

came out of Africa, an extension of what they had.

“Noblesse Oblige” is a White Man’s burden.

 Ghengis Khan didn’t have it…he killed everyone.

Ancient warrior societies were the same way.

Today they want to destroy White Man because

they’re jealous….what other reason?

(Of course, White Man isn’t the pinnacle of evolution.

The Buddhists discovered that, yellow people, but that’s 

not what we’re talking about now.)

So, folks, we’re stuck with White Man, like it or not.

Anyone have a better idea?