Joke #7

Jesus walks into a bar....sits next to a drunk.

They nod to each other.

Bartender comes over and asks Jesus: "What will you have?"

"An empty shot glass, please."

Jesus gets his glass....looks at it, and, by itself, it fills with whiskey.

Jesus drinks the whiskey, puts the glass down, and, again, it fills back up with whiskey.

The drunk looks at the bartender and says: "I'll have what he's having."