A Secret Life Of Squirrels

"It's not all about storing nuts.

It's keeping track of the world

on a rodent level."

This seemed to make sense to him

at the time. It did explain the closet

full of acorns.

He successfully masqueraded as a

school bus driver, with an impeccable

driving record.

His neighbors remembered him as a 

quiet man who kept to himself. All the

people in that neighborhood were quiet

people that kept to themselves, until

some glitch unhinged one or the other.

Then, it would be interesting for a couple

of hours or days until normality subsumed.

The broken individuals were seldom seen 

or heard of again.