Hamlet And Eggs

To be

or not to be,

or, to be above it all…

no one thought of 

the third possibility.

To be, not to be, both,

or neither…the only four

questions Buddha wouldn’t

answer.

You gotta crack a few heads

to make a Hamlet. How many Danes

does it take to eschew in a lightbulb?

A: a rotten fish. Surrealism wasn’t

born in Denmark, but, it helped.

A conflict of interest causes

bankruptcy of trust. “Walking

on water wasn’t built in a day.”

The Indians called Columbus’ ships

UFO’s: Unidentified Floating Objects.

“Don’t fire ’til you see the whites of

their eggs!” ….and, because of that

misunderstood order, the British

quelled the revolution….bummer!