Public Service Message To Children

Subject: prison, the big time out.

"You've been very bad, and you'll have 

to stand in the corner for the rest of your

life."

No one wants to hear these words.

So, kids, if your parents haven't taught you

right from wrong, take lessons because,

otherwise you might find yourself eating

rotten food in a dank cell with a severely

enlarged asshole. If this scenario doesn't

sound good to you, heed my advice.