Starting with haiku

I look at me as

I geriatrophy out 

of this existence

visualizer:

you mesmerangue me with your

tasty hypno-pie

If you have to talk,

start laughing with your mouth full...

that ought to do it

I had emotions

'til one day I realized

I was castrated

It's not all that bad

living in the dreamy world...

except for the pain.

I lost at poker...

I played a free game on line.

I was still upset.