Nursery Rhymes

Little Billy had a ball

and had a lot of fun withal…

throwing to his play pen mates,

adding  simple joy to play dates.

Sally Ann had a doll,

and the means, the wherewithal.

Sally’s mother was quite rich

and little Sally was a bitch…

Kenny, on the other hand,

would never grow into a man.

He liked to play with Sally’s doll…

and get his hair cut at the mall.

Winston was a kind of twit…

he wouldn’t eat, he had a fit:

he spilled his porridge on the floor,

and cried because there was no more.

Franny liked to dance and sing…

nobody could stop her.

When time to go to bed at night,

her pater had to pop her.

Violet was a delicate flower…

staring out the window by the hour.

She didn’t play, she didn’t sing:

she gnawed through many a teething ring.