Douche (rhymes with touché)

Explosive fart shit
could be attractive
for a certain slice of
the population.

Hey, two can push
that button.

When the swans came
to the lake, or, is that
when the iron bird flies,
or, is that  when the
rubber duck quacks?

You have no idea
what I'm saying and
there's no telling because
either you get the jokes,
or you don't laugh....

or,  as the comedian said:
"You'd better laugh, folks,
because these ARE the jokes...!"

Love,  Joe Schmidt.