Ode To Shakira

My hips don't lie…

I got you hip-notized,

mesmer-angued by a 

pie in the sky…

I'm engineered, 

a misdirection

for your heart connection...

my hips don't lie;

they're your conception,

so, follow me, adoring fans.

life's not so bad when you 

can watch my hips, you see?

Kiss my false flag 

and worship me.