Help Me Romney (with apologies to the Beach Boys)

Well since America’s gone down

I’ve been out doin’ in my head..

I get in late at night, and in the mornin’

I just lay in bed…

Well, Romney, you looked so fine,

And I know it wouldn’t take much time,

For you to help me Romney, help me

Get O’Bama out of my heart.

He was goin’ to be my President

And I was goin’ take his hand….

We had a lot of hope but then

Reality shattered our plans..

Well, Romney, you caught my eye,

And I’ll give you lots of reasons why

You ‘gotta…help me Romney, help

Me get him out of my heart

Help me Romney, help help me Romney