Dynamite Buddhism

Dynamite Buddhism, (not to be confused with Dynamite Islam)
is a new take on the wisdom of the Buddha. It’s a one shot,
winner-take-all view of enlightenment. The Buddhist teachings affirm
it’s easier to attain enlightenment in the bardo, when you don’t have
a clunky body blocking the view. In “Dynamite Buddism”@, we
concentrate on the death experience, where enlightenment is most available.

Going right to the core, the student is trained extensively in the teachings
of the bardo. When the student’s money is almost gone, he or she does
a week long dark retreat…in preparation for the Big Satori,@. the culmination
of the Dynamite Buddhist path. The student blows themselves up with a dynamite
vest. It must work, because I’ve never had any complaints

In fact, here are a few testimonials:

Joe Schmidt: "!!!!"

Jane Doe: "!!!!!"

Mike Hunt: "!!!"