Beating A Dead Hearse

(If I explain the joke before I even tell it,
what's the point of that?
It's a miracle I got this far!)

carnivorous gutter implant

(don’t scare the straight people)

domino effect affects effete 

adorable heartless collectable

paraphernalia proliferating

discord not discrimination

drag hands

knuckle heads
hoof-in-mouth disease

armed and dangerous

(it was fun while it lasted)

Going nowhere fast….

before you know it, you’re there.

You can’t get there from here,

(How many parallel universes

before I can go home?)

but, a red wheelbarrow.

(I could say something clever here,

but I won't)