Short Story

I was watching a vid

of Dick Cavett with

Woody Allen, them

talking about child 

sexuality 

(oddly enough),

and I tried to think

back on my own

experience. All I can

remember is being in

a Catholic kindergarden,

and pulling up a nun’s 

habit  to see what was 

under there…she hit

me in the head with

a bottle of chocolate

milk. It wasn’t really 

sexual…I was just

curious.